Category Archives: Booty

Live Horny

From the Upper East Side

I’m sorry, but when I see these images, I don’t think about vitamins or protein smoothies, I think of hot-ass adult film stars.

From Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

Pump It

This is Pumps.

A local rock n roll strip bar whatever that is. It’s only about a dozen blocks from my house, but I’ve never been. Anyone want to join me for a drink here?

From their website: PUMPS is your local topless bar keeping those Williamsburg hipsters in check with strong drinks, vintage motorcycles, and sexy strippers. Bad day at work? Bored? Come by for some quality boobs and booze!

NSFW WEDS*

Here are 15 items I have this week Googling the term, “NSFW”.

Japanese artist Photographer Hal

Images below, by Rebecca Cooper…

The rest is just immature perverse Internet regurgitation / curation.

Let’s end this with some amazing ping pong action.

 

from FFFFOUND

Ten Of The Best 8-Bit Retro Creations of 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR 1982!!

Oh, wait, it’s 2012, isn’t it?  Of course, I realize that it’s 2012: the year the world ends to those who also believe reality shows aren’t scripted and think the earth is 7,000 years old.  But to me, based on what I see out there in popular culture, there is so much love for the 8-bit retro aesthetic, it’s kind of ridiculous and awesome. There is a “simpler time” technology era sentimentality that I can see.  The 8-bit squid double-retro image above comes from Chris Zimmerman.

The blinking (click on image to see it animated) 8-bit holiday wreath available from Thinkgeek is pretty cool, I must admit.

Artist Ted Martens created a free 8-bit fireplace application that I’ve already downloaded and enjoyed. There are keywords, like “marshmallow” and “match” that make it interactive.

8-bit costume by someone very cool and smart who’s link I can’t find.

Last week, Gamestop’s HQ in San Francisco creates 8 bit mural with post-its.

Sexy 8-bit panty hose (Via)

8-bit fashion by Kunihiko Morinaga

Swedish artist Lars Arrhenius covers train stations.

8-bit Illustrations by Jude Buffum

Artist Aled Lewis getting kinky.

And of course, 2011′s biggest 8 bit hit was definitely the Nyan Cat, so the Happy Nyan Year Cat was just a matter of time.

You do know Mr. Nyan, right?

Thanks for all the yummy 2011 page hits, imbecile lovers!!

Subjective Glamour

From Havemeyer Street, South Williamsburg, Brooklyn

NSFW WEDS*

Begin this post by playing Devo’s (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – Live 1978

Then proceed to the hijinx below..

Vintage photos on naked bodies  (Via)

 

Courtney Stodden Ruined Christmas  (Via)

Dinosaur Porn  (Via)

Scot Sothern’s Intimate Portraits of Prostitutes  (Via)

Photographer Pierre Dal Corso  (Via)

Naughty Nuns  (Via)

The Red Balloon inspired um..  (Via)

And finally.. more awkward family photos..  (Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

 

 

 

NSFW WEDS*

I realize that I’m just making a voluntary endorsement for Agent Provocateur.  But this is as sexy as it gets when it comes to selling minimalist lingerie for a lot of money.

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WEDS*

Welcome to Brooklyn Imbecile’s weekly Not Safe For Work Wednesday post. Today’s theme is: Women in their Underwear Advertising!

Let’s start things off with an advertisement that was banned in England for being too sexy.

Bikinis sell skate culture..

Jeans for sale..

Serial killer female with jeans for sale..

Actual underwear for sale?!?

And finally, a giant bra for breast cancer awareness..

All links via Mastercom

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

Victoria’s Secret

From 54th Drive & 44th Street, Queens.

NSFW WEDS* – Sexy Nerdy Skater Girl

Streetwear advertising has finally gone the route that appeases its viewing audience. Here’s a taste of Front magazine‘s December 2011 issue. Yum. Why did this take so long to happen?

(Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!