Pump It

This is Pumps.

A local rock n roll strip bar whatever that is. It’s only about a dozen blocks from my house, but I’ve never been. Anyone want to join me for a drink here?

From their website: PUMPS is your local topless bar keeping those Williamsburg hipsters in check with strong drinks, vintage motorcycles, and sexy strippers. Bad day at work? Bored? Come by for some quality boobs and booze!

NSFW WEDS*

Here are 15 items I have this week Googling the term, “NSFW”.

Japanese artist Photographer Hal

Images below, by Rebecca Cooper…

The rest is just immature perverse Internet regurgitation / curation.

Let’s end this with some amazing ping pong action.

 

from FFFFOUND

Subjective Glamour

From Havemeyer Street, South Williamsburg, Brooklyn

NSFW WEDS*

Begin this post by playing Devo’s (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – Live 1978

Then proceed to the hijinx below..

Vintage photos on naked bodies  (Via)

 

Courtney Stodden Ruined Christmas  (Via)

Dinosaur Porn  (Via)

Scot Sothern’s Intimate Portraits of Prostitutes  (Via)

Photographer Pierre Dal Corso  (Via)

Naughty Nuns  (Via)

The Red Balloon inspired um..  (Via)

And finally.. more awkward family photos..  (Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

 

 

 

NSFW WEDS*

I realize that I’m just making a voluntary endorsement for Agent Provocateur.  But this is as sexy as it gets when it comes to selling minimalist lingerie for a lot of money.

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WEDS*

Welcome to Brooklyn Imbecile’s weekly Not Safe For Work Wednesday post. Today’s theme is: Women in their Underwear Advertising!

Let’s start things off with an advertisement that was banned in England for being too sexy.

Bikinis sell skate culture..

Jeans for sale..

Serial killer female with jeans for sale..

Actual underwear for sale?!?

And finally, a giant bra for breast cancer awareness..

All links via Mastercom

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WEDS* – 10 Vimeo Skin Flicks

More girls on film in music from the land of Vimeo.  Best all played at the same time on mute with your own music on.

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WEDS*

Forrest & Bob make “clothing” for women. This is their most recent video. If you’re anything like me, you will enjoy watching this. Don’t watch this at work.

(Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WEDS*

Prepare to be highly disturbed.

And also be  prepared to lose your job if you watch this at work.

(Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

NSFW WED* : Hot Terror

Agent Provocateur presents “Les Fleurs du Mal” a film directed by Justin Anderson and produced by Epoch Films.  If you like horror movies and super hot girls, then Happy Halloween and Not Safe For Work Wednesday to you!

(Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!