Category Archives: WTF?

Boy In The Hood

I spotted another Dan Witz piece this week in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

I was so delighted, not just for its creepy, yet subtle imagery because I had to really stop and stare at the person’s eye to make sure it wasn’t in fact me under that white hood.

I have the honorable right to call myself a Dan Witz model for this similar series of public art works.  Here’s my post about being on the other side of the camera and here’s me on display in Brooklyn.  I won’t provide the location of this piece to hopefully enhance its longevity on our fine sidewalks.

Sorry Tag

I’m going to tag over your stencil but apologize also. Wacky. From the UES.

NSFW WEDS*

Here are 15 items I have this week Googling the term, “NSFW”.

Japanese artist Photographer Hal

Images below, by Rebecca Cooper…

The rest is just immature perverse Internet regurgitation / curation.

Let’s end this with some amazing ping pong action.

 

from FFFFOUND

Grape Flavored Apples

Fake grape flavor inside real Fuji apples: now available at Met Foods on Driggs Avenue.

Rejoice.

Scrunchy Labyrinth

This is just a color shifted image of the scrunchy soap thing I use in the shower.

NSFW WEDS*

Begin this post by playing Devo’s (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – Live 1978

Then proceed to the hijinx below..

Vintage photos on naked bodies  (Via)

 

Courtney Stodden Ruined Christmas  (Via)

Dinosaur Porn  (Via)

Scot Sothern’s Intimate Portraits of Prostitutes  (Via)

Photographer Pierre Dal Corso  (Via)

Naughty Nuns  (Via)

The Red Balloon inspired um..  (Via)

And finally.. more awkward family photos..  (Via)

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

 

 

 

NSFW WEDS*

Welcome to Brooklyn Imbecile’s weekly Not Safe For Work Wednesday post. Today’s theme is: Women in their Underwear Advertising!

Let’s start things off with an advertisement that was banned in England for being too sexy.

Bikinis sell skate culture..

Jeans for sale..

Serial killer female with jeans for sale..

Actual underwear for sale?!?

And finally, a giant bra for breast cancer awareness..

All links via Mastercom

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

Lords Of Scrap

This giant banner is amazing.

From Scrap King USA on Greenpoint Avenue at North Henry Street.

But wouldn’t this be a lot more fitting for a Greenpoint scrap metal joint?  C’mon!  What you haven’t heard about all the metal covers in Greenpoint being secretly replaced by wooden blocks?  Check out Miss Heather’s investigative journalism on this very issue here.

Wanted: An Original Idea

I noticed these flyers taped up all of my neighborhood last night and wasn’t sure what to make of it.  I will be the first to say that I am always interested in finding something that hasn’t been done already, but I’m not sure this is the way to go about it.  I see this social experiment resulting in a bunch of smart ass responses, yet at the same time, you never know, something interesting may come of it.  If you want to give your two cents, email this mystery person at: theeasynothing@gmail.com

 

Choice November Pop

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving, dear readers.  This is going to be a fun post. Choice means these are my favorite random bits of the Internet for the month of November 2011 for you to consume. Happy eating.

Bacon Apple Pie.. yup. (Via Tasty Trials)

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A good cop helps a deer in headlights. (via Neatorama)

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A roller coaster for pedestrian use only in Germany. (Via Kuriositas)

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Protestors clashing with police and each other in Warsaw, Poland that someone caught on a camera-mounted remote control helicopter. (Via kottke.org)

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“Inglourious Animals” is a really well-done movie trailer mashup of “Fantastic Mr Fox” and “Inglorious Basterds“  (Via Boing Boing)

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Christophe Courtois makes mosaics of film poster clichés. (Via Laughing Squid)

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Social Media Magazines (Via Buzzfeed)

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28 seconds of Picasso painting. (Via MetaFilter)

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Check out Ron Arad’s “Two Nuns Bicycle”. Go to 0:42 (Via NotCot)

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Ever see a camel run? (Via The High Definite)

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Check out the “GOP Clown College” Flickr page from WMxdesign

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And finally.. Benetton has a new ad campaign.  (Via The Gloss)

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