I was scanning the Internet for up to the minute Greenpoint, Brooklyn local news when, before my morning coffee, happened upon this article about a wolf advisory in our fine neighborhood. Now I’ve definitely heard of wildlife in our hood, like a raccoon, a bunny, or even a hawk, but a wolf? Well, I had my morning joe and finally realized that it’s for a campground in Canada with the same name. Okay, okay.. but you never know! Right?
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