Cody has taped up the joint on Nassau: Zone B
Should I do this?
Tag Archives: Cody Utzman
Effin Gloomy
Yup, it’s fucking gloomy outside. But we had a week of sun and there’s another one just around the.. well next week sometime. Today, before noon, I have used light therapy with my go-Lite, worked out with my dumb-ass bells and sprinted 6 blocks in the rain to get some perfectly made Americanos at the Cody Shack. Stay positive, it’s Saturday!
Cock Watch
As in cocka-doodle-do! 195 Nassau Avenue is the newest in a long line of restaurants in Greenpoint that will be opened by our local foodie hero Cody Utzman. With the success of Brooklyn Standard & Papacitos under his belt, I look forward to another good place to eat in my part of Greenpoint aka McGolrick Heights. Let’s just hope he doesn’t abandon it and it falls to complete shit like our Brooklyn Label. Google says it opens tomorrow and although I sound cynical calling Cody a hero, I am not. He has brought very tasty and affordable food to a land of mystery Polish bar food and Chinese Mexican restaurants that barely give you time to get home before the nastiness leaves your body.
March Mohawk Money Man
…watching you up high while you take care of business down below. From the bathroom at Enid’s in Greenpoint, BK. Actually, he kind of looks like a local business owner that I can’t help but see almost every day. Nahhh, that can’t be him. Good morning, people. Happy Monday and Happy March to one and all.
BROOKLYN IMBECILE 
